Myrtle Beach Real Estate by Mirela

LOL Friday - Darn Technology!

Darn Technology



Three men are sharing a sauna together.  All of a sudden, they hear a beep.  One of the men gets up and summarily leaves the sauna.  When he returns he explains:

"Sorry, it was my beeper.  I had it implanted in my arm."

Soon thereafter, they hear a phone ring.  The second man excuses himself and walks out.  When he returns he explains:

"Sorry about that!  It was my cell phone.  I had it implanted in my palm."

All of a sudden, the third man gets up and leaves.  He returns shortly thereafter.  As he makes his way back on to the sauna bench, the other two men notice a long piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind.  Observing the glares he explains:  "Sorry guys; I just had a fax come in!"

 

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Comment balloon 28 commentsMirela Monte • August 07 2009 12:12AM

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Mirela - Thanks for the bit of humor on Friday morning.

Posted by Ryan Shaughnessy, Broker/Attorney - Your Lafayette Square Real Estate Partner (PREA Signature Realty - www.preasignaturerealty.com) over 10 years ago

Long day...  but had to give you this one.  I told it to my team today and they rolled laughing.  I, of course, couldn't hold my laughter through the punch line...  understandably so...

I hope you find it equally funny!

Happy Friday!

I've had a couple of extraordinarily intense weeks and I miss you all!

I'LL BE BACK!

 

 

Posted by Mirela Monte, Myrtle Beach Real Estate (Buyers' Choice Realty) over 10 years ago

OMG!

I have to send this to my agent friend Rose Osman.

She is always sending me stuff like this............

Thanks

Posted by Ralph Gorgoglione, Hawaii and California Real Estate (310) 497-9407 (Maui Life Homes / Metro Life Homes) over 10 years ago

Mirela:  Ya know something ?  You are one really perverted woman !  LOL.  You find humor in the strangest of places.  Never mind receiving a fax... I even had trouble at the very beginning having to picture three men in a sauna.  Yuk !

Posted by Karen Anne Stone, Fort Worth Real Estate (New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County) over 10 years ago

Cute!  Great way to end a long day!

Posted by Karen Bernetti over 10 years ago

That is really funny.  Thank you for sharing:)

Posted by Crystal Kilpatrick, CHLMS,CNE, CRS - Austin & Central Texas Home Sales (Team Leader -Crystal Kilpatrick Group) over 10 years ago

Mirela, good joke!  Thanks for making me laugh this morning!

Posted by Tony & Darcy Cannon, The C Team (Aubrey and Associates Realty) over 10 years ago

OMG!!! Too funny...

Helping you live your American dream...

Posted by TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc., Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029 (Complete Home Inspections, Inc.) over 10 years ago

Mirella, that was good one.  Thanks for starting off my day with that.

Posted by Kevin Cavanaugh, Lic. Associate Broker, ABR, GREEN (Keller Williams Hudson Valley Realty) over 10 years ago

Mirella, Oh my that was truly a hoot for a Friday morning. I'll try to remember the joke to tell the doctors this morning, as I am having a small procedure done  today.  Thanks for the laugh..

Posted by Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®, Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate (Vision Quest Realty) over 10 years ago

Business humor. You gotta love it. Very Funny and great way to start my friday.

Posted by Rick Cordisco, Pocono Real Estate Professional (Pocono Mountain Lakes Realty ) over 10 years ago

Mirela, I am laughing out loud and it feels really good.....Thank you!

Posted by Caren Wallace, Portland Caren Real Estate (Premier Property Group LLC) over 10 years ago

Mirela, too funny! Thanks for the humor on this Friday morning. Have a good weekend.

Posted by Michael Setunsky, Your Commercial Real Estate Link to Northern VA over 10 years ago

That's hilarious!  I have to call and tell this one to my husband!

~Renae

Posted by Renae Bolton, I'm your Professional Real Estate Marketing VA! (Marketing 4 Realtors) over 10 years ago

Hi Mirela, Good post. Thanks for sharing.

Best - Sash

Posted by Sasha Miletic - Windsor Real Estate (RE/MAX Preferred Realty Ltd.) over 10 years ago

Mirela - Thanks for the chuckle to start my Friday.  All the best!

Posted by Kenneth Bargers (Prudential Woodmont Realty) over 10 years ago

glad to see you back with lol friday posts, I guess you have been busy?

Posted by Robert Rauf (HomeBridge Financial Services (NJ)) over 10 years ago

Ahhh, the finer points of today's technology!

Posted by Lyn Sims, Schaumburg Real Estate (RE/MAX Suburban) over 10 years ago

That is pretty funny. I'll have to remember that punchline for when I find myself in similar circumstances...:)

Posted by Cheryl Powell - The Powell Team, Concord,Harrisburg & Charlotte NC Area Real Estate (Southern Homes of The Carolinas - The Powell Team) over 10 years ago

Ha, ha, ha ha.  This is great!  I'm going to share it with our Broker who "fancies" himself a big TECHie.  Thanks for the great story.

Posted by Tom Boos, Providing the very best of service to Sellers and (Sine & Monaghan Realtors, Real Living) over 10 years ago

Mirela-Way too funny. I am sitting at the Up-time desk, and you made my day. Thanks!

Posted by Joseph D. Federico, Eastern Massachusetts Real Estate (Donahue Real Estate Co.) over 10 years ago

What a high tech world we live in!  thanks for the laugh.

Posted by Jim Valentine (RE/MAX Realty Affiliates) over 10 years ago

That was a good one.  I could use a laugh.

Posted by Liz Flint, Houston\Tomball Realtor (832)816-8066 (Century 21 Hardee-Team Realty) over 10 years ago

Now that is multitasking to the max.  Most faxes, I receive were full of crap anyway.

Posted by Jim Paulson, Owner,Broker (Progressive Realty (Boise Idaho) www.Progressive-Realty.info) over 10 years ago

Awesome!  Finally instant faxes and the senders will never get a busy signal.  Thanks for the laugh.

Posted by Sun City Grand Homes Surprise AZ Real Estate Leolinda Bowers Designated Broker Leolinda Realty, Sun City Grand in Surprise Arizona (Leolinda Realty) over 10 years ago

MIRELA: Thanks for the laugh this early morning. Now I need to get to sleep, have a busy early Tuesday.

Posted by Kathleen Ann Pacheco-Corbett, Realtor, RI-MA, CEBA, Master, e-Pro, ABR, ABRM, GR ((FIRST Exclusive Buyer's Office Providence-RI) ) over 10 years ago

Funny but Stinky Mirela...

Posted by Kathy Knight, BROKER, ABR, CRS, GRI, SFR, SRES (Intracoastal Realty Corp) over 10 years ago

Mirela: Wonder where the emails go? I think this one is funny.

Posted by Sandy Childs, Realtor - Spartanburg, SC (Keller Williams Realty) over 10 years ago

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