Three men are sharing a sauna together. All of a sudden, they hear a beep. One of the men gets up and summarily leaves the sauna. When he returns he explains:
"Sorry, it was my beeper. I had it implanted in my arm."
Soon thereafter, they hear a phone ring. The second man excuses himself and walks out. When he returns he explains:
"Sorry about that! It was my cell phone. I had it implanted in my palm."
All of a sudden, the third man gets up and leaves. He returns shortly thereafter. As he makes his way back on to the sauna bench, the other two men notice a long piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. Observing the glares he explains: "Sorry guys; I just had a fax come in!"