Myrtle Beach Real Estate by Mirela

LOL Friday - Darn Technology!

Darn Technology



Three men are sharing a sauna together.  All of a sudden, they hear a beep.  One of the men gets up and summarily leaves the sauna.  When he returns he explains:

"Sorry, it was my beeper.  I had it implanted in my arm."

Soon thereafter, they hear a phone ring.  The second man excuses himself and walks out.  When he returns he explains:

"Sorry about that!  It was my cell phone.  I had it implanted in my palm."

All of a sudden, the third man gets up and leaves.  He returns shortly thereafter.  As he makes his way back on to the sauna bench, the other two men notice a long piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind.  Observing the glares he explains:  "Sorry guys; I just had a fax come in!"

 


 

28 comments • Myrtle Beach Real Estate by Mirela Monte • August 07 2009 12:12AM

Comments

Mirela - Thanks for the bit of humor on Friday morning.

Posted by Ryan Shaughnessy, Broker/Attorney - Your Lafayette Square Real Estate Partner (PREA Signature Realty - www.preasignaturerealty.com) almost 3 years ago

Long day...  but had to give you this one.  I told it to my team today and they rolled laughing.  I, of course, couldn't hold my laughter through the punch line...  understandably so...

I hope you find it equally funny!

Happy Friday!

I've had a couple of extraordinarily intense weeks and I miss you all!

I'LL BE BACK!

 

 

Posted by Mirela Monte, Your Myrtle Beach Real Estate Connection almost 3 years ago

OMG!

I have to send this to my agent friend Rose Osman.

She is always sending me stuff like this............

Thanks

Posted by Ralph Gorgoglione - California Real Estate (800) 591-6121 (John Aaroe Group) almost 3 years ago

Mirela:  Ya know something ?  You are one really perverted woman !  LOL.  You find humor in the strangest of places.  Never mind receiving a fax... I even had trouble at the very beginning having to picture three men in a sauna.  Yuk !

Posted by Fort Worth Real Estate - - - Karen Anne Stone (New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County) almost 3 years ago

Cute!  Great way to end a long day!

Posted by Karen Bernetti (Staging4Smooth Transitions Connecticut Home Staging) almost 3 years ago

That is really funny.  Thank you for sharing:)

Posted by Crystal Kilpatrick (Realty Austin) almost 3 years ago

Mirela, good joke!  Thanks for making me laugh this morning!

Posted by Tony Cannon, e-PRO & Darcy Cannon, SFR - The C Team (RE/Max Velocity Realty) almost 3 years ago

OMG!!! Too funny...

Helping you live your American dream...

Posted by Michael Thornton - Nashville, TN area Home Inspector - 615.661.0297 (Complete Home Inspections, Inc.) almost 3 years ago

Mirella, that was good one.  Thanks for starting off my day with that.

Posted by Kevin Cavanaugh Associate Broker, ABR, GREEN (Keller Williams Hudson Valley Realty) almost 3 years ago

Mirella, Oh my that was truly a hoot for a Friday morning. I'll try to remember the joke to tell the doctors this morning, as I am having a small procedure done  today.  Thanks for the laugh..

Posted by Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor WV Real Estate in Greenbrier County (Coldwell Banker Stuart & Watts Real Estate) almost 3 years ago

Business humor. You gotta love it. Very Funny and great way to start my friday.

Posted by Pocono Mountain Lakes Realty almost 3 years ago

Mirela, I am laughing out loud and it feels really good.....Thank you!

Posted by Caren Wallace-Portage Lakes Real Estate Agent (Stouffer Realty, Akron, Ohio) almost 3 years ago

Mirela, too funny! Thanks for the humor on this Friday morning. Have a good weekend.

Posted by Michael Setunsky, Michael's Commercial Northern Virginia Commercial Real Estate (703.831.4028, http://michaelscommercial.com) almost 3 years ago

That's hilarious!  I have to call and tell this one to my husband!

~Renae

Posted by Renae Bolton ~ Marketing 4 Realtors (Marketing 4 Realtors) almost 3 years ago

Hi Mirela, Good post. Thanks for sharing.

Best - Sash

Posted by Sasha Miletic - Windsor Real Estate (RE/MAX Preferred Realty Ltd.) almost 3 years ago

Mirela - Thanks for the chuckle to start my Friday.  All the best!

Posted by Kenneth Bargers (Prudential Woodmont Realty) almost 3 years ago

glad to see you back with lol friday posts, I guess you have been busy?

Posted by Robert Rauf (REMN - Real Estate Mortgage Network (NJ)) almost 3 years ago

Ahhh, the finer points of today's technology!

Posted by Lyn Sims - Schaumburg Homes (Schaumburg Real Estate - Northwest Suburbs - RE/MAX Suburban) almost 3 years ago

That is pretty funny. I'll have to remember that punchline for when I find myself in similar circumstances...:)

Posted by Cheryl Powell- SFR,ABR,Broker,Realtor- Remax Executive - Concord NC Real Estate (RE/MAX Executive - The Powell Team) almost 3 years ago

Ha, ha, ha ha.  This is great!  I'm going to share it with our Broker who "fancies" himself a big TECHie.  Thanks for the great story.

Posted by Tom Boos (Sine & Monaghan Realtors, Real Living) almost 3 years ago

Mirela-Way too funny. I am sitting at the Up-time desk, and you made my day. Thanks!

Posted by Joseph D. Federico Eastern Massachusetts Real Estate (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage) almost 3 years ago

What a high tech world we live in!  thanks for the laugh.

Posted by Jim Valentine (RE/MAX Realty Affiliates) almost 3 years ago

That was a good one.  I could use a laugh.

Posted by Liz Flint Houston\Tomball Realtor (832)816-8066 (Century 21 Hardee-Team Realty) almost 3 years ago

Now that is multitasking to the max.  Most faxes, I receive were full of crap anyway.

Posted by Jim Paulson (Owner/Broker) (Progressive Realty (Boise Idaho) www.Progressive-Realty.info) almost 3 years ago

Awesome!  Finally instant faxes and the senders will never get a busy signal.  Thanks for the laugh.

Posted by Phoenix Retirement Communities Sun City Grand real estate homes (Sun City Grand Leolinda Bowers Ken Meade Realty) almost 3 years ago

MIRELA: Thanks for the laugh this early morning. Now I need to get to sleep, have a busy early Tuesday.

Posted by Kathleen Ann Pacheco-Corbett Realtor® RI-Ma CEBA Master e-Pro ABR ABRM GRI CRS ((FIRST Exclusive Buyer's Office Providence-RI) ) almost 3 years ago

Funny but Stinky Mirela...

Posted by Kathy Knight, BROKER, ABR, CRS, GRI, SFR Wilmington NC homes and beach homes (Intracoastal Realty Corp) over 2 years ago

Mirela: Wonder where the emails go? I think this one is funny.

Posted by Sandy Childs - Spartanburg, SC Realtor® (Keller Williams Realty) over 2 years ago

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