Myrtle Beach Real Estate by Mirela

LOL FRIDAY: Odds & Ends Borrowed from Friends...

 

I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?

 

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

 

I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.

 

I wonder what life would have been like if you had had enough oxygen at birth.

 

I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

 

I went to San Francisco I found someone's heart. Now what?

 

I was told to wear loose fitting clothes to my exercise class. If I had loose fitting clothes, I wouldn't need the exercise class.

 

I was in the attic the other day with the wife. Damp and dusty.........but she's great with the kids!

 

NASA has just completed work on a new rocket, nicknamed Civil Servant. It won't work and they can't fire it.

 

If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they abduct the dumbest people on Earth?

 

I’ve used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.

 

I would never belong to a club that would have me as a member.

 

I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying.

 

I only use deodorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled like.

 

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

 

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

 

If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend, who really is the dumber sex?


 

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Comment balloon 6 commentsMirela Monte • October 08 2009 11:07PM

Comments

My favorite:

NASA has just completed work on a new rocket, nicknamed Civil Servant. It won't work and they can't fire it.

Posted by Mirela Monte, Myrtle Beach Real Estate (Buyers' Choice Realty) over 10 years ago

Hi Myrtle.  A sense of humor is always appreciated, thanks for sharing with us.

Aloha & best wishes

Posted by Richard Dolbeare, R(B), R(B), ABR, CRS...Hawaii Multi-Island Specialist (eXp Realty) over 10 years ago

I Can't wait for Friday at the Optimist channel.   Love the Civil Servant Rocket.  Mirella, I like you....

Posted by Kathleen Frawley, South County Sacramento, 916 730 4404 (Keller Williams 916 730-4404 Elk Grove, Wilton, Folsom, Sacramento) over 10 years ago

Hi Mirela!  Good stuff!  I went to a comedy thing last night, was thinking LOL Friday the entire time!

Just posted 3 new ones for this week.

Posted by Robert Rauf (HomeBridge Financial Services (NJ)) over 10 years ago

That was sooo funny! Thank you for sharing! Humor makes the day go by...

Posted by Chris Hill, Your Southern Maryland Real Estate Professional (Century 21 New Millennium) over 10 years ago

I'm not sure I can pick a favorite.  They're all pretty funny!  Thanks

Posted by Yvette Gardner (Keller Williams Realty, Spartanburg, SC) over 10 years ago

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