Myrtle Beach Real Estate by Mirela

LOL FRIDAY - 12 For the Road


I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.


Marriage is like witness protection. You get a new identity and a new home, and you're not allowed to see your old friends anymore.


Money is the root of all wealth.


Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.


Man: A creature made at the end of the workweek when God was tired.


Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. Mark Twain


Last year for Christmas, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I thought I'd put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom.


It's bad luck to be superstitious.


I'm having amnesia and Deja Vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.


If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.


If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

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Comment balloon 25 commentsMirela Monte • November 06 2009 11:14AM


Laughter is the best medicine. 

I almost forgot that this week...

Posted by Mirela Monte, Myrtle Beach Real Estate (Buyers' Choice Realty) almost 11 years ago

haha. Oh my! I love the dating snapshots; that's scary, but so true! LOL!

Posted by Taylor Shults Philley, Broker, Realtor , GRI (Austin Realty Firm) almost 11 years ago

Great post Mirela, very funny!!!

Posted by Lewis Beynon, Triangle Real Estate 411 (CENTURY 21 Triangle Group) almost 11 years ago

Thanks for the laughs...I need a sense of humor right now more than ever!

Posted by Sandra White, Experienced Residential Resale Broker (John L Scott Real Estate) almost 11 years ago

Mirela, very funny probably because most of them are true. :o)

I found my wife on-line and I think my immediate delight was that she was exactly the same as she protrayed herself on-line.  Prior to meeting Kay, almost every woman posted a picture from 20 years ago.  I even considered dropping my age 20 years so women my own age would respond.

Posted by Bill Ladewig, Experience Is Your Advantage ( almost 11 years ago

Great post and a good laugh to end a long week.  Now I can go into the weekend with a smile on my face.  Thanks

Posted by Larry Gray (Real Estate Consultant) almost 11 years ago

Thanks for this morning's laugh! Mark Twain is one of my favorite quippers (is that a word?) but I hadn't heard that one before. May I use it in my next client newsletter????


Posted by Lottie Kendall, Helping make your real estate dreams a reality (Compass) almost 11 years ago

Mirela-Thanks for the laugh, they are all so true.

Posted by Joseph D. Federico, Eastern Massachusetts Real Estate (Donahue Real Estate Co.) almost 11 years ago

Mirela, I can do a lot with photo-shop, but if I attempted to deceive consumers like the young lady in your first shot does I'd be out of business.

Posted by Steve Loynd, 800-926-5653, White Mountains NH ( Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., ) almost 11 years ago

Mirela, very funny...liked the "forgotten who gets tied up".

Posted by Nick T Pappas, Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource (Assoc. Broker/Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, @HomesBirmingham & Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL) almost 11 years ago

Those are all great.  Thanks for the laughs! Have a great weekend.

Posted by Yvette Gardner (Keller Williams Realty, Spartanburg, SC) almost 11 years ago

Some really good ones, Mirela!  I was reminded of a great line from the wonderful British TV series, "Rumpole of the Bailey," which followed the adventures of one Horace Rumpole, a cynical old criminal defense lawyer who plied his trade in the London Criminal Courts, known as The Old Bailey.  Rumpole (who referred to his wife Hilda as "She Who Must Be Obeyed!") opined of marriage:

"Getting married is like pleading guilty - with an indeterminate sentence!"

Have a great weekend!!!

Posted by Robert Bass, When a Broker Needs a Friend... (Robert N. Bass, Ltd.) almost 11 years ago

Oh my, Mirela!  You put a smile on my face.  Thank you.  Have a great weekend!

Posted by Heather Chavez, Real Estate Virtual, Assistant (928) 692-3235 (Second Self Virtual Assistance) almost 11 years ago

Mirela..thanks for sharing the chuckles to start off the weekend.

Posted by Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®, Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate (Vision Quest Realty) almost 11 years ago


Good snapshots and editing.   I use to be on some of those websites years ago.  It is kind of like some agents business card photo's. LOL

Posted by Larry Story, Total Care Realty, LLC, Greensboro, NC Real Estate (Total Care Realty) almost 11 years ago

Mirela, it's been a hard week and your post made me finally smile. 

Posted by Sun City Grand Homes Surprise AZ Real Estate Leolinda Bowers Designated Broker Leolinda Realty, Sun City Grand in Surprise Arizona (Leolinda Realty) almost 11 years ago
Oh Lord Mirela - I am attempting to concentrate on your post but I can't keep my eyes of the lady in the bikini! Thanks for sharing.
Posted by Kenneth Bargers (Prudential Woodmont Realty) almost 11 years ago

Mirela, I will join with the others.  Those were great. I laughed out loud on a couple of those. Thanks for the humor.

Posted by Guy Thomas (WR Starkey Mortgage) almost 11 years ago

Hi Mirela: Very funny.  Thanks for sharing it with us.


Posted by Matt Listro, Your Credit Repair Expert (National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro) almost 11 years ago

Mirela, my wife was looking for a guy born in mid-week. Ones made on Friday may be missing a few parts and have some loose screws as they are trying to meet quota. Ones made on Monday are not good because the assemblers are all hung over. Thanks for the chuckle.

Posted by Gene Wunderlich, Realtor & Legislative Liaison (1st Action Real Estate) almost 11 years ago

Hello Mirela - Your post is hilarious and the girl is (Hot) ..............


Posted by Robert Vegas Bob Swetz almost 11 years ago

It was still very funny on Monday night too.  Extra funny that I also met my husband on-line.

Posted by Tammy Lankford,, Broker GA Lake Sinclair/Eatonton/Milledgeville (Lane Realty Eatonton, GA Lake Sinclair, Milledgeville, 706-485-9668) almost 11 years ago

Awesome Mirella, thanks for the laugh.

Posted by Brian Kuhns, Fort Wayne Real Estate by Brian Kuhns (Coldwell Banker Roth Wehrly Graber) almost 11 years ago

thanks for the good laughs

Posted by Randall Sandin, 843-209-9667 - Search for Charleston SC Real Estate (Carolina One Real Estate) almost 11 years ago

Hi Mirela,

Well better late to see these than never! They are great..thanks for some great laughs!!

Posted by Dorie Dillard CRS GRI ABR, Serving Buyers & Sellers in NW Austin Real Estate (Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899) almost 11 years ago