Myrtle Beach Real Estate by Mirela

LOL FRIDAY - 12 For the Road

 

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

 

Marriage is like witness protection. You get a new identity and a new home, and you're not allowed to see your old friends anymore.

 

Money is the root of all wealth.

 

Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.

 

Man: A creature made at the end of the workweek when God was tired.

 

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. Mark Twain

 

Last year for Christmas, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I thought I'd put them in the same room and let them fight it out.


It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom.

 

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

 

I'm having amnesia and Deja Vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

 

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

 

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

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25 comments • Myrtle Beach Real Estate by Mirela Monte • November 06 2009 11:14AM

Comments

Laughter is the best medicine. 

I almost forgot that this week...

Posted by Mirela Monte, Your Myrtle Beach Real Estate Connection 17 days ago

haha. Oh my! I love the dating snapshots; that's scary, but so true! LOL!

Posted by Taylor Shults (One City Properties) 17 days ago

Great post Mirela, very funny!!!

Posted by Capital District Real Estate, Lewis Beynon (Prime Property Solutions, LLC) 17 days ago

Thanks for the laughs...I need a sense of humor right now more than ever!

Posted by Sandra White (John L Scott Real Estate) 17 days ago

Mirela, very funny probably because most of them are true. :o)

I found my wife on-line and I think my immediate delight was that she was exactly the same as she protrayed herself on-line.  Prior to meeting Kay, almost every woman posted a picture from 20 years ago.  I even considered dropping my age 20 years so women my own age would respond.

Posted by Bill Ladewig Your FHA Guru - FHA and VA Loans Since 1970 17 days ago

Great post and a good laugh to end a long week.  Now I can go into the weekend with a smile on my face.  Thanks

Posted by Larry Gray, Realtor (Realty World Homes of Distinction) 17 days ago

Thanks for this morning's laugh! Mark Twain is one of my favorite quippers (is that a word?) but I hadn't heard that one before. May I use it in my next client newsletter????

 

Posted by Lottie Kendall, SRES -- San Francisco Peninsula (RE/MAX Today, CA DRE#01215160) 17 days ago

Mirela-Thanks for the laugh, they are all so true.

Posted by Joseph D. Federico Eastern Massachusetts Real Estate (Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage) 17 days ago

Mirela, I can do a lot with photo-shop, but if I attempted to deceive consumers like the young lady in your first shot does I'd be out of business.

Posted by Steve Loynd, Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., Loon Mt, NH. 17 days ago

Mirela, very funny...liked the "forgotten who gets tied up".

Posted by Nick Pappas (Associate Broker e-Pro REMAX MADISON, ALABAMA) 17 days ago

Those are all great.  Thanks for the laughs! Have a great weekend.

Posted by Yvette & Dennis Gardner (Keller Williams Realty, Spartanburg, SC) 17 days ago

Some really good ones, Mirela!  I was reminded of a great line from the wonderful British TV series, "Rumpole of the Bailey," which followed the adventures of one Horace Rumpole, a cynical old criminal defense lawyer who plied his trade in the London Criminal Courts, known as The Old Bailey.  Rumpole (who referred to his wife Hilda as "She Who Must Be Obeyed!") opined of marriage:

"Getting married is like pleading guilty - with an indeterminate sentence!"

Have a great weekend!!!

Posted by Robert Bass (Robert N. Bass, Ltd.) 17 days ago

Oh my, Mirela!  You put a smile on my face.  Thank you.  Have a great weekend!

Posted by Heather Chavez, Second Self Virtual Assistance (928) 412-4469 (Second Self Virtual Assistance) 17 days ago

Mirela..thanks for sharing the chuckles to start off the weekend.

Posted by Rebecca Gaujot Lewisburg WV Realtor (Coldwell Banker Stuart & Watts Real Estate) 16 days ago

Mirela,

Good snapshots and editing.   I use to be on some of those websites years ago.  It is kind of like some agents business card photo's. LOL

Posted by Greensboro, NC Real Estate Larry Story's Blog of the Triad! (Coldwell Banker Triad of Greensboro) 16 days ago

Mirela, it's been a hard week and your post made me finally smile. 

Posted by Sun City Grand Real Estate Surprise AZ Leolinda Bowers PLLC, Associate Broker (Ken Meade Realty) 16 days ago
Oh Lord Mirela - I am attempting to concentrate on your post but I can't keep my eyes of the lady in the bikini! Thanks for sharing.
Posted by Kenneth Bargers (Prudential Woodmont Realty) 16 days ago

Mirela, I will join with the others.  Those were great. I laughed out loud on a couple of those. Thanks for the humor.

Posted by Guy Thomas (WR Starkey Mortgage) 15 days ago

Hi Mirela: Very funny.  Thanks for sharing it with us.

:)

Posted by National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro 15 days ago

Mirela, my wife was looking for a guy born in mid-week. Ones made on Friday may be missing a few parts and have some loose screws as they are trying to meet quota. Ones made on Monday are not good because the assemblers are all hung over. Thanks for the chuckle.

Posted by Gene Wunderlich - Realtor®, Government Affairs Director (Southwest Riverside County Association of Realtors) 15 days ago

Hello Mirela - Your post is hilarious and the girl is (Hot) ..............

Not!

Posted by ROBERT A.SWETZ - Commercial Real Estate (Commercial Real Estate - www.VegasBuildingsForSale.com) 13 days ago

It was still very funny on Monday night too.  Extra funny that I also met my husband on-line.

Posted by Tammy Lankford/Broker (Lane Realty) Lake Sinclair 13 days ago

Awesome Mirella, thanks for the laugh.

Posted by Fort Wayne Real Estate by Brian Kuhns (Coldwell Banker Roth Wehrly Graber) 13 days ago

thanks for the good laughs

Posted by Randall Sandin, 843-209-9667 ~ Search for Charleston SC Real Estate~ (Carolina One Real Estate) 13 days ago

Hi Mirela,

Well better late to see these than never! They are great..thanks for some great laughs!!

Posted by Dorie Dillard: Canyon Creek & NW Austin Living (Coldwell Banker United) 12 days ago

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