Myrtle Beach Real Estate by Mirela


Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?  A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.


Q. How do men sort out their laundry?  A. Filthy, and filthy but wearable.


Q. What is the definition of the perfect woman?  A. A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.


Q. What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?  A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.


Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef.

Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A. He's all right now.


Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.


Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. They're trying to get away from the noise.


Q. How do you double the value of a Geo Metro?
A. Fill it with gas.


Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
A. The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.


Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.


Q. Who is the poorest guy in West Virginia?
A. The Tooth Fairy


Q.  What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A.  A Widow.


Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.


Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.


Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.


Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"


Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container for 15 minutes?
A: It said "concentrate".


Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
A: Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.


Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: About 45 pounds!


Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: About 45 minutes.

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Comment balloon 15 commentsMirela Monte • November 19 2009 11:42PM


Have a great Friday!


Posted by Mirela Monte, Myrtle Beach Real Estate (Buyers' Choice Realty) almost 11 years ago

Mirela, I like the photo at top. The car with the tick marks for how many of what he's hit.

Posted by Maria Morton, Kansas City Real Estate 816-560-3758 (Platinum Realty) almost 11 years ago

BTW:  I can tell blonde jokes, because I'm a blonde...  (blondish, anyway...)

As for the attorney jokes: None of the attorneys depicted in my blog were Real Estate Attorneys.

Posted by Mirela Monte, Myrtle Beach Real Estate (Buyers' Choice Realty) almost 11 years ago

Mirela great list of funnies.  lol thanks for the great jokes I enjoyed them.

Posted by Tim Lorenz, 949 874-2247 (TIM LORENZ - Elite Home Sales Team) almost 11 years ago

I love the driver's license.  Probably belongs to one of the monkeys in Washington.

Posted by Charles Perkins (Charles G. Perkins, CPA) almost 11 years ago

Mirela -

You make this former redhead blush...but you are very funny.

Posted by Jim Hale, Eugene Oregon's Best Home Search Website (ACTIONAGENTS.NET) almost 11 years ago

Mirela...I like the filthy and filthy but wearable, I go by the sniff test...If it doesn't stink I can wear it.

Posted by Steve Loynd, 800-926-5653, White Mountains NH ( Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., ) almost 11 years ago

Funny stuff..thanks for putting this together!!

Posted by Pat O'Reilly (RE/MAX..214-289-6176 Irving and all of Dallas Fort Worth) almost 11 years ago

Mirela, I loved the "Debbie" blond joke! Have to think about what I would name mine! LOL

Posted by Caren Wallace, Portland Caren Real Estate (Premier Property Group LLC) almost 11 years ago

Thanks for the great "Friday chuckles".  I'm sure to be repeating some of these over dinner tonight.

Posted by Tom Boos, Providing the very best of service to Sellers and (Sine & Monaghan Realtors, Real Living) almost 11 years ago out did yourself today..thanks for the laughs

Posted by Hannah Williams, Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-953-8818 (Re/Max Eastern inc.) almost 11 years ago

I love your Friday funnies!  45 LB and 45 minutes.....too true to be funny!

Posted by Kathleen Frawley, South County Sacramento, 916 730 4404 (Keller Williams 916 730-4404 Elk Grove, Wilton, Folsom, Sacramento) almost 11 years ago

Mirela - You picked some good ones this week but the very first one, Mixed Emotions, is my favorite.  Thanks for the laughs!

Posted by Kenneth Bargers (Prudential Woodmont Realty) almost 11 years ago

Hey, Mirella- thanks for the laughs!

Posted by Carol Lee, Realtor - Agoura, Oak Park, Westlake CA Homes (Dilbeck Real Estate) almost 11 years ago


ummm did we have a real estate attorney problem lately?  I do like the jokes though always a good time for a laugh

Posted by Larry Story, Total Care Realty, LLC, Greensboro, NC Real Estate (Total Care Realty) almost 11 years ago