Tombstone Inscriptions For:
The Hypochondriac: "I told you I was sick!"
The man who had AIDS, syphilis, gonorrhea, and herpes: "Here lies an incurable romantic"
My tombstone: "I'm not ready yet, there is so much more to know"
The perpetually tardy: "Sorry I was late..."
The Gambler: "I bet you'll end up here too."
The Realtor: "I got a good deal on this lot."
The Attorney: "I'll sue you in Hell!"
The Perpetual Optimist: "See you soon!"
This is where you add your own: ______________________. Please contribute to this blog!
I got the idea of this blog recently, upon visiting my 95 year old grandmother at her nursing home. She is so cute! Only about 4 ft. tall now (she's been shrinking), with her bright and inquisitive green eyes, she still has that unique innocence of youth. She was lamenting about how she didn't want to die because she would miss us too much. All of a sudden, her face lit up as she exclaimed: "I know what: let's all die together!"
...She means well....
Your Myrtle Beach Real Estate Connection, Mirela Monte
The Pessimist "My coffin is 1/2 empty"
The Cat "I finally have the couch to myself"
Thank you Vickie!
There'll be two dates on your tombstone,
And all your friends will read 'em,
But all that's gonna matter is that little dash between 'em"
The Cheap Skate at the local Bar:
"This one's on me"
The bartender "Last call for alcohol"
The chef "I knew I shouldn't have tried my own recipe"
My mother "I wouldn't be here if my daughter had listened to me"
This is fun!
OK - one more.....
The IT Tech "My system just crashed"
....Finally...
Barry, that is too funny! Thank you!
Oh, Tina, you are Good!!! That is hilarious! Did you just make that up?
Did you hear about the writer's strike in LA? Perhaps we should take this show on the road...
Barry, is that as in: they will finally know your age?
Life? WHAT IS IT? SUNSHINE,CLOUDS,HAZY,GOOD,BAD,UGLY,NO ITS WHat next . listen it happens everyday just listen. everything works out. it will be OK.
Pretty good Nancy! Thank you!
I have a nice, big, smile now!
Here lie the bones of Nancy Jones
For her, life held no terrors.
She lived an old maid,
She died an old maid.
No hits, no runs, no errors.
Mike in Tucson
Here at last lies
Mary Proctor
Had a cold,
wouldn't doctor.
Couldn't stay,
had to go.
Praise God from whom
All blessings flow.
Mike in Tucson
"I told you I was sick!"
Mike in Tucson
An Attorney- The defense rests
An Auctioneer- Going Going Gone
Can't take credit for these but they are good ones I think.
Mike in Tucson: You're the man!
Those are all great! Thank you!
This was fun!
Mirela - fun post. like 'em all. what was it that we fields supposedly had on his, i'd rather be in philiadlphia? Thought that might not have been true. Also want to thank you for taking your time to comment on the piece we did last week about the odds of selling a home. was most appreciated.
cheers
Gary - always love your blogs. Thanks for contributing to mine!
Scott - Funny! Thanks!
Oh, Cait, that's hilarious!
Thank you!
I am actually from Romania, but this is the first time I've heard of it, I'm embarrassed to say.
"Cimitirul Vesel" in Romania.