Myrtle Beach Real Estate by Mirela

AR JOKESTER: Questions and Answers from an AARP Retired Persons Forum:

 
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.  

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible.  Is that true?  Where can it be found?

A: Yes.  Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt '

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless.  It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'

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Comment balloon 20 commentsMirela Monte • December 20 2008 11:49PM

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My sister sent me these.  They are so much fun!

Posted by Mirela Monte, Myrtle Beach Real Estate (Buyers' Choice Realty) over 11 years ago

I haven't seen them before. Thanks you for a good laugh

Posted by Jean Powers, CRS,e-PRO,HAFA,SFR Broker, Northern California (Kane & Associates call 510.908.9002) over 11 years ago

Oh Mirela - you are wicked, and a few of these are likely all too true.

Posted by Susan Neal, Fair Oaks CA & Sacramento Area Real Estate Broker (RE/MAX Gold, Fair Oaks) over 11 years ago

Mirela,

Your going to be in for some very pleasant surprises!

Or you could go the Demmy More route and marry someone born in the next few years!

I thought you had an age apporiate guy.

Bill

Posted by William J. Archambault, Jr. (The Real Estate Investment Institute ) over 11 years ago

Mirela, Too cute...thanks for sharing a laugh. So very true.  I hope you have a wonderful holiday season!

Posted by Sandy Shores FL Realtor®, Melbourne Real Estate, Brevard County Real Estate, Florida's Space Coast (M & M Realty of Brevard Inc.) over 11 years ago

Morning Mirela,

Oh my! I believe there may be truth in some of these. But for now I will settle for the humor.

Posted by Harold "Hal" Place (A1 Connection Realty, Inc.) over 11 years ago

What a hoot, that was a good read for this old soul!!!

Posted by Caren Wallace, Portland Caren Real Estate (Premier Property Group LLC) over 11 years ago

Hi Mirela ! These were great for for an early morning laugh! Thanks for posting them! I hope you have a terrific Holiday!

Posted by Mary Douglas, REALTOR, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado (United Country Ponderosa Realty, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado) over 11 years ago

These were a LOT funnier when I was younger.  The closer I get to being there, the less humor I see in them.

Fortunately, I'm still able to LMAO at them.

 

Posted by Erby Crofutt, The Central Kentucky Home Inspector, Lexington KY (B4 U Close Home Inspections&Radon Testing (www.b4uclose.com)) over 11 years ago

Q: What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless.  It will usually pull them out.  MY FAVORITE!  thanks for the chuckle!

Posted by Robert Rauf (HomeBridge Financial Services (NJ)) over 11 years ago

This is so fun! I haven't heard these. Thanks for sharing.

Posted by Dorie Dillard CRS GRI ABR, Serving Buyers & Sellers in NW Austin Real Estate (Coldwell Banker United Realtors® ~ 512.750.6899) over 11 years ago

I am in the process of doing number 2...I am sure I will need it!

Posted by William Feela, Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No. (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) over 11 years ago

Hey, I just wanted to let you know that I have nominated you for the Lemonade award. Here is the link to the nomination: http://totallytennessee.today.com/2008/12/22/i-got-nominated-for-the-lemonade-award/

Posted by Danny Thornton, WordPress Guru (R & D Art) over 11 years ago

As I get closer to 60 I do not find it as funny.......However since I just turned 50, I still am getting a chuckle. Especially since my husband is over 60. hahahahaha

Happy Monday!!

Lori

Posted by Lori Isaacson (Credit Restoration Consultants) over 11 years ago

Mirela you are too good.  All of these jokes were funny - too bad you were disallowed points for your post.

Posted by Sun City Grand Homes Surprise AZ Real Estate Leolinda Bowers Designated Broker Leolinda Realty, Sun City Grand in Surprise Arizona (Leolinda Realty) over 11 years ago

Mirela you are too cute

Bo

AR give Mirela Monte her points for goodness sake!

Bo

Posted by Bo Hussung (Bell Title /Triserv LLC) over 11 years ago

Bo:  Thank you!  I appreciate it, but don't worry about it: I timed this just right.  When I posted it, I had already over-blogged for the week.  I have another real good one for this weekend, since I've already written more blogs than the ten allowed (for points) and it's only Monday (I haven't posted them yet).

Leolinda:  I'm so glad you enjoyed them.

 

Posted by Mirela Monte, Myrtle Beach Real Estate (Buyers' Choice Realty) over 11 years ago

I'll be back to comment the rest of the comments.

Danny:  thank you very much!  I will check it out!

Posted by Mirela Monte, Myrtle Beach Real Estate (Buyers' Choice Realty) over 11 years ago

LOL - enjoyed the post very much.  And loved the graphic.  An older man once told me that his  mind worked faster than his body and often he THOUGHT he had moved out of the car, and he was still in it -- body trying to catch up with mind. Your graphic made me think of him.

Posted by Alexsandra Stewart, Broker - Portland Oregon Real Estate (Remax equity group) over 11 years ago

Alexsandra:  That's a good one! 

My body reminds me all the time that I'm not sixteen anymore...

 

 

Posted by Mirela Monte, Myrtle Beach Real Estate (Buyers' Choice Realty) over 11 years ago

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