Myrtle Beach Real Estate by Mirela

WHY, WHY, WHY?? (humor)

 

Why, Why, Why

Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why
Does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why
Do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why

Does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?


Why

Is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why

Do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why

Do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why

Is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid ass?'

 


Why

Is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVOURITE...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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Comment balloon 8 commentsMirela Monte • December 25 2008 12:56AM

Comments

thats funny.  I always wondered why when your battery is low on your electronic item, a light comes on to notify you or it starts beeping, thus using more juice.

Posted by Robert May, Real estate consulting (Robert W May - Lethbridge Real Estate) over 11 years ago

Mirela,

Those are good. When I got to the end I surprised to see "author unknown" - I thought these wew yours. Also, why do we keep pushing the elevator call button to hurry up the elevator? :)

Steve

Posted by Steve Hoffacker, Certified Aging In Place Specialist-Instructor (Steve Hoffacker LLC) over 11 years ago

Very good points!

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Posted by Christopher Pike, 803.727.7800 (Keller Williams® Realty) over 11 years ago

Great, funny post! I found myself saying, yeah, really, to many of those!  Merry Christmas!

Posted by Kristin Johnston - REALTOR®, Giving Back With Each Home Sold! (RE/MAX Realty Center ) over 11 years ago

That was really funny!  Sometimes the remote does work better when you bang it or push harder!

Posted by Lauren Krady Lancaster, PA Realtor (Keller Williams Realty) over 11 years ago

Too funny- especially the last one.

Why is there braille on a drive up ATm Mchine?
Why do peope shout at someone who doesn't speak their language?  It is a language barrier, not a hearing impairment.

And why are there so many idiots inthe world!!

Posted by Carol Lee, Realtor - Agoura, Oak Park, Westlake CA Homes (Dilbeck Real Estate) over 11 years ago

All very funny and very true

Posted by Andrew Monaghan, CRS, GRI, EPro Associate Broker (The Monaghan Group) over 11 years ago

I love this post!  Mary did such a great job with it.

Carol:  I love your additions!  Thank you!

Posted by Mirela Monte, Myrtle Beach Real Estate (Buyers' Choice Realty) over 11 years ago

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