How about our own Real Estate Firms?
COLD!well? Banker
Prudentential
Century19
Weic"hurt"
Windedmere
Kitten (company in Sacramento named Lyon)
Killed Williams
...and my very own: Buyers' Choice (Sellers - no choice!)
*fine contribution from Paula Swayne, Realtor Older Classic Homes Specialist (Windermere Dunnigan Realtors, Sacramento)
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
Ambrose Bierce
If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
J. Paul Getty
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
Ronald Regan
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
Scott Adams
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.
Dave Barry
Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it, and that's true anywhere in the world.
Andrew Young
You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company, can't explain, in ONE SENTENCE....what it does....it's illegal.
Lewis Black
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
Milton Berle
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Mitch Ratliffe
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Steven Wright
Mirela Monte, Your Myrtle Beach Connection Join The Optimist Group!
This was fun to put together. I hope you enjoy it!
Mirela,
I did enjoy it ... very much! Thank you for sharing and for the smiles.
Mirela - This was a fun post. Made me smile this evening.
This is just too funny!!! How about a few of our own companies...
COLD!well? Banker
Prudentential
Century19
Weic"hurt"
Windedmere
Kitten (company in Sacramento named Lyon)
Killed Williams
Take note...just for fun...no seriousness allowed!
Mirela, This a a cute post. It really does makes us wonder, doesn't it.
Great stuff! :)
Mirela - Those logos were funny. I wonder how long it took you to put all those logos together.
Thank you. that was fun!
Mirela- I love this! This is SOOO FUNNY! Those logos say it all.
And my favorite saying by my favorite Pres. Reagan,
" The most terrifying words in English are, I'm from the government and I am here to help you."
He did more for our country than any other President of our generation. He was able to clean up the mess that Jimmy Carter left and now they are about to do that all over again. Hmmm, I guess we do not learn from history.
Paula: I liked your comment so much, that I made it part of the blog. You are now the co-author of this post.
If any of you want to participate in my blog, please, by all means bring it on! Let's have these new names/Logos!
Mirela, this was simply wonderful humor in our time of bailouts!!
I'm so glad I joined this group. This was freaking hysterical. My favorite was the Steven Wright quote.
Mike, I know... I love that one too!
Hi Mirela!
Thanks for the inclusion...I am flattered! Hopefully a few more creative people will add to the list!
I just happened upon this post and thought it was so cute that I had to comment! I am going to try and think up additional ones for you to include!
Real Estate Firms...
RELAX
REMIN
REFLUX
Keller Willies
Keller Willnot
and last but not least....
EXITSTAGERIGHTRE.
Mirela, thank you for the levity. I was just finishing up at the office and I needed this mental break!
Mirela, I had a good chuckle and humour always has a way of bringing a different perspective on things for me. Thanks for the post and happy blogging!
that was hilarious - thanks for the Wednesday morning laugh
Those were great, Mirela...thanks for the chuckles this morning.
Hope you have a great day!
Shawn
What a fun post! Thanks for taking the time to create these - very funny!
The creativity so some people never ceases to amaze me. This gave me a smile as I started my day.
Too funny....I love it!
What a great post! I work for weic "hurt" so I particularly liked that one. I think alot of these companies won't be around in the near future....
Ted
Tee-hee-hee. I love it.
Super blog !!!!
I was watching the car show in Detroit, and all the companies have eliminated the swag..food, drinks etc.. they want the public to think they have become conservative with the government loan money overnight.
What a scam..
P.S. my favorite car joke: FIAT (F.I.A.T.): Fix it again Tony..
Hi Mirela ! Oh how funny, and how true!! Thanks for the laugh today! A note to Steve-- I used to have a Fiat !--- AGREED. :-)
That is pretty funny Mirela! Lets hope none of them happen.
Hi Mirela - Those are so funny! I'm sure you had a "fun time" putting them together. It's good to have a little humor during these times.
Hi Mirela - Those are so funny! I'm sure you had a "fun time" putting them together. It's good to have a little humor during these times.
Yeah, Jon, it was fun to produce! Blogging is very "therapeutic" for me...
Thanks Mirela...I can ALWAYS count on you for a laugh. Where do you get these things?
Hey Mirela - how about Remaxed or Adios instead of Adidas. You are toooo clever.
Mirela,
This is just hilarious! Did you design the logos? OMG, you're great! This post should go way beyond the rain~laughter is the best medicine! Thanks,
Mirela,
How about YAWHO?
Fun,
Mirela,
These are hilarious! Man you spent a lot of time on this post. So clever. It actually feels good to look at this crappy economy with a sense of humor!
Thank you for the good feeling of a smile!
Debbie
thats great, it brought a smile to my face.
http://www.westernmontanagrapevine.com
Haha, thanks for this much needed giggle!
Kim
RE/MAX EXCEL
Logan, Utah
Mirela, I am chuckling over the company logos....thanks for the laugh, we need to lighten up and stay positive.
Debbie: That's right! Laughter is the best medicine...
I think Adidas ought to be Adios. funny stuff.