Myrtle Beach Real Estate by Mirela

Optimist LOL Friday Joke: The Devil and The Old Man

 

 

It's Sunday morning service at the neighborhood church.  All of a sudden, the front doors swing open with a big bolt of thunder and the Devil descends upon the congregation.  Everyone starts screaming and running away.  All, except for a little, old man, who sits in his pew as if nothing is happening.

 

The devil walks over to him and asks:

 

"Old Man, are you blind or something?"

 

"Nope, I can see just fine", says the old man.

 

"Well, do you know who I am?" the devil asks.

 

"Yup, I sure do", says the old man.

 

"Then why aren't you afraid and running away like the rest of them?"

 

"You don't scare me!" continues the old man.  "I've been married to your sister for the last 50 years!"

 

 

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Comments

Thanks for the Friday hahahaha.

Happy Friday!!
Lori

Posted by Lori Isaacson (Credit Restoration Consultants) 9 months ago

Mirela, I didn't see that one coming. BTW, the devil has a lot of sisters :) Rich

Posted by Richard Iarossi, Crofton MD Real Estate, Annapolis MD Real Estate (Long and Foster® Real Estate, Inc.) 9 months ago

Mirela..The old man must have seen the family resemblance right off..some families can really make an entrance .

Posted by Steve Loynd, Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., Loon Mt, NH. 9 months ago

Mirela, Ouchhhh............. LOL that was hilarious, I was expecting a different ending. I divorced one of his sisters and still paying for it.

 

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Posted by Roy Peterson P.R.E.I. (Domicile Analysis of Texas) 9 months ago

Roy:  That was hilarious!  You just go ahead and comment on my blogs anytime!

That was too funny!  I feel your pain, my man; I feel your pain...

Steve:  Drama Queen, anyone?

Richard:  You must know someone else who's related...

Lori:  You're welcome!

Posted by Mirela Monte, Your Myrtle Beach Real Estate Connection 9 months ago

Oh, my gosh!  I actually did Laugh Out Loud at that one.  Hilarious!  Apparently, the devil doesn't just have sisters.  I know some people who have been married to his brothers as well.  Hee Hee!

Posted by Heather Chavez, Second Self Virtual Assistance (928) 412-4469 (Second Self Virtual Assistance) 9 months ago

Mirela, that was great.  I think that is one of the jokes that only married people "get"

Posted by Robert Rauf (REMN The Real Estate Mortgage Network) 9 months ago

Seems, we women sure do have a bad name - ouchh!

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Posted by Renée (Renee) Hoover - Poconos, Pike, Wayne, Monroe Co (Midlantic Realty, Milford, PA and RGB Custom Builders) 9 months ago

Thanks for the chuckle! My 18 month old won't let me leave your blog and is getting a real kick out of your avatar (trying to dance along withe her!) Have a great weekend!

Posted by Liz Toles, REALTOR® - Lethbridge Real Estate (Coldwell Banker First Lethbridge Realty) 9 months ago

Loved the joke. Nice to have some good humor on Friday.

Lyvia May

Posted by Lyvia May ABR, EPRO (Meybohm Realtors Of Aiken, SC) 9 months ago

Thanks for this nice Friday giggle opportunity. Best wishes.

Posted by Harrison K. Long, REALTOR, Broker, expert negotiator (Explore Group Properties, Coldwell Banker Previews, South OC) 9 months ago

Hey I know that guy! I was married to his daughter long ago.  I divorced her and that family!

Posted by Greensboro, NC Real Estate Larry Story's Blog of the Triad! (Coldwell Banker Triad of Greensboro) 9 months ago

Hi Mirela... thanks for the hearty laugh!  I have clients who resemeble this story.  Every time I deal with them, he just goes with the flow and she makes his life a living hell!

Posted by Steve Shatsky - Dallas Real Estate & Short Sale Specialist (469)449-9840 (Prudential Texas Properties) 9 months ago

Mirela, thanks a good friday afternoon laugh. What a good way to start the weekend.

Posted by Tanya Venable Greenville Home Staging Spartanburg and Upstate SC Home Staging (Fresh Eye Designs, LLC) 9 months ago

LOL  Did not see that punchline coming.  Have a great weekend.

Posted by Terri Visser,CRS - Selling Central Oregon Real Estate (Desert Sky Real Estate, LLC) 9 months ago

I was married to his brother!!! LOL

Posted by Sandy Childs - Spartnaburg, SC Realtor® (Keller Williams Realty) 9 months ago

Sounds like my ex, but we won't go there.  Have a wonderful day.

Posted by Tom Ski ~Social Networking WebSites~SEO (Be First, Inc. ) 9 months ago

LOL, had to share that one with many others.

Posted by Ron Bridges (ERA Wilder Realty, Inc.) 9 months ago

Ok, I've heard all about the exes, but does someone have the guts to confess about the current Mrs?

Posted by Mirela Monte, Your Myrtle Beach Real Estate Connection 9 months ago

Come on, you know you want to!

Posted by Mirela Monte, Your Myrtle Beach Real Estate Connection 9 months ago

I'll admit it, I can be one of his sisters at times if I am passionate about something that doesn't go my way! My husband still loves me though! :)

Posted by Libby Cousins- Contract Mortgage Processor (Extraordinary Processing) 9 months ago

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